The song of my life!!
If there’s a wrong to say it, a wrong way to play it, nobody does it like me.
If there’s a wrong way to do it, a wrong way to screw it up, nobody does it like me.
I’ve got a big loud mouth, I’m always talking much too free,
If you for tact and manners, better stay away from me.
If thre’s a wrong way to keep it, a right way to be a fool, nobody does it like me!
I hear a love song of ballad, I toss like a salad, nobody tosses like me.
And when my evening’s get tougher, I just take two bufferin’ and have hot cup of tea.
Last night I met an old acquaintance at a fancy corner pub,
He said: ‘Come on, lets get some supper’ so he used my credit-club.
If there’s a wrong way to take a guy, the worst way to make a guy, nobody does it like me!
If there’s a wrong bell I ring it, and wrong note I sing it, nobody does it like me.
If there’s a problem I duck it, I don’t solve it I just muck it up, nobody does it like me.
And though I try to be a lady, I’m no lady I’m a fraud,
And when I talk like I’m a lady, what I sound like is a broad.
If there’s a wrong way to get a guy, the right way to lose a guy, nobody does it like me!
Nobody does it like me.
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